Hilarious Want Ad


06′ Suzuki GSXR 1000

Farmington, UT 84025 – Aug 7, 2006

Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its
500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It’s been adult ridden, all 
wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter.
I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of
a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve.→ Continue reading “Hilarious Want Ad”


Sent to me by my friend Karen.  Quite funny . . . 🙂

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the  least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being  watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands  become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
or you’ll have to  pee.

Law of  the Telephone:
If you dial a Continue reading “LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE”

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night . . .

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: . . . . "I’ve  heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes  you think  you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a  person’s hair → Continue reading “A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night . . .”

Chili Cook Off

This is one of the funniest forwarded around e-mails that I’ve ever seen.

Enjoy!  🙂

Visitor from up North

“Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.

The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s
table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two
judges (Native Texans) that the chili → Continue reading “Chili Cook Off”